I know I post beginner guides somewhat often, but, I do this for a reason. We were all beginners at one point. I certainly was. Therefore, I know how it feels to want to learn more but are kind of shy to ask around in fear of that stupid smirk people tend to give when they actually know something you don't. Pathetic, really.
So, that is why I provide these helpful issues and links. If you are truly interested, save the articles, study them, learn more than them, taste your spirits, come up with your own conclusion - then give them your best smirk. Cheers.
http://www.askmen.com/fine_living/wine_dine_archive/beginner-s-guide-to-spirits.html